So long, farewell, auf wiedersen, goodbye...

Surgery tomorrow. Like whoa; I can't wait to be on vicodin or codeine or whatever they choose to prescribe me. Hooray for pudding!

Tonight was sushi and sex shops. We were crazy fun, and Ted and I realized just how much we miss....walking. That's fun.

Quotes of the night:

• "I want to have sex--RIGHT NOW."
• "Is this supposed to be stabbing my mouth as I chew?"
• "This is why we can't have nice things!"
• "Remember that tip we said you were getting?"
• "Can we all cross the street together this time?"
• "UnbeLIEVable siiights (RAAWK!)"
• "What do these do?"
• "Who wants to have sex, now?"

P.S. Selfish is not a word I would have used to describe my behavior of late. I could settle for bitchy--at least then I'd understand why it would appear so, but selfish? I don't think so. Evasive, dishonest, frigid, or even hostile could all be acceptable adjectives...I just really don't get selfish, unless acknowledging that I'm relatively unhappy in situation A, always happy in situation B, so I devote more time to B counts as selfish.

Speaking of situation B... Trish's last night was amazingly entertaining fun. I have never seen Jonathan and Jackie that drunk before, and they were endlessly amusing. Emmy's pictures caught some fabulous key moments.